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Why aren’t Corgi jokes funny?
All of them are really short.
A high-angle photo of a Corgi looking upwards | Source: Pexels
6. The Talking Dog for Sale
A guy spots a sign in front of a house, which reads, “Talking dog for sale.” He rings the bell, and the owner explains that the dog is in the backyard. The guy ventures to the backyard and sees a dog just sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” the dog replies.
“So, what’s your story?”
A man crouching and patting a dog | Source: Pexels
The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered I could talk pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift. In no time, they had me jetting from country to country. I sat in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.”
A K9 dog sitting on the grass | Source: Pexels
“The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy is astounded. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, “Ten dollars.”
A Siberian Husky winking | Source: Pexels
The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
The owner replies, “He’s just a big liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff.”
7. The Skateboarding Dog
A man was talking to his neighbor one day. He said, “I’ve really had it with my dog. He’ll chase anyone on a skateboard.”
“Hmmm, that is a problem,” answered the neighbor, slightly concerned. “What are you thinking of doing about it?”
The man shrugged and replied, “Guess the only answer is to confiscate his skateboard.”
A closeup of a dog on a skateboard | Source: Freepik
Whether they’re causing mischief or just being their lovable selves, dogs have a way of bringing joy and laughter into our lives. These jokes are a testament to the hilarious and heartwarming moments that only our furry friends can create.
Ready to laugh some more? We’ve got you covered with our compilation of the seven most hilarious jokes about husband and wife relationships.
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